June 2009
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“Until this gig I wasn’t familiar with Muskegon, but for some freak of...”
– Jim Creeggan, of BNL, falls under West Michigan’s spell.
Jun 30th
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“Matt Reeves, the director of Cloverfield, will be at the helm for the American...”
– As long as they insist on remaking an almost perfect movie, I guess there could be worse choices.
Jun 30th
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Jun 25th
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Oscars' best picture race: 10 Nominees in 2010 →
This strikes me as unnecessary. The Globes technically nominate 10, and last year that included “Mama Mia.” I don’t want to live in a world where a movie like that is even considered. And I agree with Lauren, if they do this, they should expand it to include animated films. gregwhite: Best Song will still top out at three though.
Jun 25th
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“Jeff Dunham’s Hummer was blocking my spot again.”
– Roommate Justin re: the parking situation at work. (via gregwhite) This is true. That guy sits on my last nerve.
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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Find a better headline. I dare you: Moustachioed... →
(via crushkilldestroy)
Jun 24th
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To fight deflation, abolish cash. Could Japan make... →
(via crushkilldestroy) Sure, that’s a great idea. Just make everyone carry a credit card. Better yet, implant it in their hand.  Just wait until Visa’s credit card prefix moves from 4 to 666… “It’s in Revelations, people!” I’m mostly kidding, of course.
Jun 23rd
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Pregnancy Yard Sale Sketch, BU Tonight, Spring...
I don’t know what kind of bizarre anti-comedy we were going for, but I sure am glad we tried. Clearly we were missing Chris and Greg. Kiel Welcome back to BU Tonight. For my next sketch… Intensely Pregnant Woman in Audience (screams) Man Breath, honey, breath! Kiel What’s going on over there? Woman My water broke! Kiel Hey! There’s a sign saying no food or beverages allowed! Man She’s giving...
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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Congrats to Greg on getting his first agent
gregwhite: Very pleased: signed with the excellent folks at The Rothman-Brecher Agency today. Not only are they smart and thorough, but they also have the ability of human flight.* *Two of those accolades are true.
Jun 23rd
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M. Night’s The Last Airbender is sure to be the strangest adaptation of a Nickelodeon cartoon you’ll ever see. (via thedailywhat)
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21) →
Barenaked Ladies (26) The Who (17) The Submarines (14) Here We Go Magic (7) Camera Obscura (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jun 22nd
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
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West Ottawa graduate Ryan McDonald signs with San... →
Hooray for people I went to high school with succeeding. (via crushkilldestroy)
Jun 19th
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“A 26-year-old convenience store clerk was shot and killed in broad daylight in...”
– Only in Gary, Indiana, “Store Clerk Murdered; Customers Keep Shopping”
Jun 18th
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Dead Body Found at Bonnaroo →
Jun 18th
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“Come on, no one’s going to be taken in by a guy with a long red pointy...”
– Everything Albert Brooks touches turns to gold. This time, Broadcast News. This could describe so many people. May I suggest Michael Bay? Or possibly the guy who did the new Star Trek.
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
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“We started to sort of spontaneously leapfrog over each other (by this point the...”
– Shrimp Products, “Fathers always believe their sons”
Jun 17th
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Rejected puns from the "BU Tonight" Monologue (The...
This week a nun was involved in a child abuse sex scandal that took place over 40 years ago. Or as she puts it, “nun too soon.” Studies released this week show an increasing income gap between whites and blacks. The exact figures are a bit of a grey area.
Jun 17th
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Jun 15th
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Final Draft has some cool features, despite its...
This is from my attempt to write an “edgy” script. PROFANITY “Ass” (5 occurrences) It appears on the following pages: 2, 7, 11, 15 It is spoken by the following characters: BOSTONIAN, CHARLIE, KENNETH, MRS. CRAWFORD “Bitch” (2 occurrences) It appears on the following pages: 22, 26 It is spoken by the following characters: KENNETH ...
Jun 14th
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The Simpsons Intro minus The Simpsons →
Totally pointless and totally amusing.
Jun 13th
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http://facebook.com/justinhook →
Nab it while you’ve got the chance.
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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“The pleasure is all mine, I love my job! in assisting customers like you.”
– Woah, Bank of America online chat, not too friendly now, OK? We all know your job sucks.
Jun 13th
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So You Can Be Smarter Than Everyone: Live Feed of... →
Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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The price of parking spots near Beacon Hill is... →
Jun 12th
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Well this kid can die happy: 14-year-old hit by... →
Jun 12th
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