November 2010
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Nov 30th
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For kids younger than 12, hospitalizations for... →
Even when I was a kid they were promoting healthy lifestyles to elementary schoolers, but at the core, there were only two real lessons: eat more vegetables and avoid calories (and a thing about complex carbohydrates that seems largely abandoned). You can’t teach a kid to like vegetables, because vegetables taste terrible. So all they’re going to hear is, “To be healthy,...
Nov 29th
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  CUT TO: A woman struggling with a jammed seat belt buckle as her car sinks into a river. WOMAN: “Oh, shit! OH, GOD! Please don’t let me die in this fucking Ford Fiesta!!!” - - - - CUT TO: A man refusing to give his wallet to an armed, masked thug in an alley way. MAN: “What are you going to do, asshole? Shoot me? In case you haven’t noticed, we’re standing right by a Long John Silvers…” -...
Nov 28th
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Nov 24th
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“Kanye is crazy enough to truly believe he’s the greatest out there....”
– - Pitchfork gives Kanye’s douchebaggery a a perfect 10.0 rating. This is exactly the same thing that makes me not like U2.  They went around claiming they were the “world’s greatest rock band” and eventually people stopped adding “so-called” and just agreed. U2...
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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ListenThe Decemberists - “Down by the...
Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
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