We started to sort of spontaneously leapfrog over each other (by this point the man behind the register had given up his pursuit, presumably to get back to tending his store) and then we broke into what was kind of a dance, and we broke into song.
‘GOD ISN’T REAL / HE’S JUST AN ILLUSION / AN INVENTION TO KEEP THE MASSES IN LINE / SO WHAT’S THE CONFUSION? / SO IF IT SEEMS LIKE I’M AS CALM AND COOL AS ICE COLD FUSION / IT’S ‘CAUSE NOTHIN’S TROUBLIN’ ME! / ‘CAUSE I’M ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY FREE! / I’M ETERNALLY, HORRIBLY FREE!’
— Shrimp Products, “Fathers always believe their sons”